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Tuesday, July 2, 2013

Deals

Deals

John Quincy Adams known to his friends as “Q” (and by the military as Staff Sergeant Adams, John Q.) was mulling over a problem that would affect his family as well as his career. His next duty assignment or “rotation” (transfer) was rapidly approaching and the army wanted him to move to Germany. That didn’t seem so bad on the face of things, but in reality it would leave his family alone most of the time among strangers in a strange land.

He wanted to return to the base in Georgia where they had lived prior to Alaska. It was a place where his wife and daughter would be within reach of family and friends should something happen to him. In his real line of work something bad was always likely to happen to him. He couldn’t even tell his family about what he did as it was far beyond “top secret” and would put them at risk.

Q. had been kept extremely busy with assignments and couldn’t squeeze in the time to address the transfer issue. It always seemed to be that way. Keeping him too busy to attend to personal matters until the last minute was a familiar psychological ploy that he remembered from classes at Quantico.

Tremendous pressure had been put on Q. to take the duty station in Germany which he told the detailer (assignment officer) he did not want. The words “operational necessity” were thrown at him repeatedly. There was never anything straight forward when dealing with the military (or government in general) it was always a chess game.

Other offers that were really terrible were pushed at him so that the alternative (their real preference) would always look better. Isolated duty in the Antarctic and northern Greenland were brought up as possibilities. It had been proven ad infinitum in the three years that Q. was stationed in Alaska that where he was assigned did not matter; he could do his job from anywhere.

The work that they cared about was not done where he lived anyway. Only his air traffic controller “day job” was; and they weren’t really concerned about that part. What Q. did wasn’t listed on any job resume or even talked about; if you wanted to stay alive.

SSG Adams was a member of a unit of soldiers which worked for a part of the military known generically as “black ops.” They were the shadow people who weren’t there and only existed in the darkness of secrecy. That group carried out assignments which were “outside” (for whatever reason) of the missions given to regular units.

As was common in any unit or career field, military or civilian, there were always deals to be made for choice of assignments. This is the story of one of those deals as told to me by the man who lived it.

The Good Deal

The call came in while I was at work in the control tower. I had to arrange for my duties to be taken over so that I could go to the communications center. Once I arrived there I could respond via the necessary "secure" line.
Inside the heart of Communications Central there are rooms which are supposed to be “listen proof” and use the highest security protocols. It was in one such room that I was connected with the senior member of the unit that I worked for. Conversations with the unit commander were always conducted this way.

He was on the east coast and it was very early in the a.m. in his time zone, but the call hour was his choice. My superior was not alone in his secure location as I was to find out before long.  

I was told up front that if I would take the mission being offered (and successfully complete it) I would be guaranteed to be stationed in Georgia as requested. There were prompts being given by someone else, to which my boss would reply, “Yes Sir” and then modify what he said to me.

Since he was the senior ranking member of our entire unit and reported directly to… let’s just say, very close to the top of the chain of command, it caused me concern to hear my boss in a subservient role. Whoever was in the room with him had a lot of juice on the hill.

We reached an agreement and the deal was done. I would have agreed to anything to get my family back to Georgia instead of the overseas duty station which would have required me to leave them alone among strangers, and they knew it. So, yeah, I was played. Politics is all about deal making and the military was in no way immune from it.

There are probably already questions as to why a soldier was “asked” to do anything. I mean we were the order obeying group, right? If it were a straight forward duty assignment, in a regular army unit, you would be right. 

Life was more complicated than that. When what you were being tasked with involved a certainty that rules would be broken and lives would be lost, including possibly your own, it was best to have a “volunteer.”

The Mission

A missing teenager is always an upsetting situation, but rarely requires military intervention, even when it is a white, blonde, and cute female. Historically those are the criteria that usually command the most reaction in our society. But, when it was the child of a sitting United States Senator, things accelerated and unusual methods and resources were brought to the table.

I was sent to a foreign country without benefit of customary identification or procedures. There would be no support, or local law enforcement presence, unless I messed up. The up side was there were also no limits or rules placed upon me to create “red tape.” I had “blank check” authority. 

Why me you ask? Because I was trained, experienced, had contacts in the region, and most of all … I was expendable. Hold onto these two words forever regarding the government: plausible deniability. Whatever I did, whatever went wrong, they wouldn’t know a thing about it. No records, no paper trail. I was also very good at what I did, as evidenced by my still being alive. I got “results” every time.

The girl in question had been grabbed in Istanbul, Turkey while wandering the Grand Bazaar along with two other American teenage girls. The other girls were found twenty-four hours later, beaten and raped, but alive. They were released (according to their statements) because they were not blondes. 

These events had transpired well in advance of me being brought into the picture. As anyone who has ever been connected to a missing person case can tell you, time is everything. The more time that has passed, the worse the prognosis becomes. 

It was not as bleak as that though, there had been action taken immediately by a federal agency with whom I was used to working. Through their in-country agents and local contacts, it was determined that Gail, (not her real name), had been moved out of Turkey and into Egypt before the other girls were released. 

I was on a plane to Washington, D.C. when I received an update on her movement. It may sound odd that I was able to get messages in flight, but I was being transported by an agency that we referred to as “The Company”. The same “company” whose agents were providing the information from Turkey, and Egypt. 

After landing and then a fast ride in a black windowed SUV, I was deep inside a building in our nation’s capitol. Where I was, I couldn’t have said for sure. The vehicle drove down a ramp into a basement parking structure which had guards and barricades.

From there it was into secure elevators which had card readers and guys with bulges under their left armpits waiting for us on whatever floor it was we stopped at.  It was pretty freaky to ride on an elevator with no floor indicators and which took multiple entries on the keypad to select your floor. Keep in mind that this was 1978, well before the public had internet, laptops, or cell phones.  

The purpose of my stop in Washington was to be briefed on the particulars of the mission. The briefing officer (not my boss, nor the Senator, they were already distancing themselves from any contact with me on this assignment) gave me the same information that I received via secure phone.

I got pissed off at the amount of “non-disclosure” in the meeting and told the junior agent to stop wasting my time and get my boss on the phone. He left the room and I packed up my notes and put on my jacket. My thoughts were all about how to get out of the building and back to Alaska.
  
“Junior” (the young agent) never returned, but his boss did. That (obviously more senior) agent had a better outlook on sharing information. Pertinent data started to flow and my questions were met with answers, instead of the infuriating “I’m not authorized to share that.” 

My freshly updated information showed that Gail was being held and transported by a white slavery group that supplied the needs of Middle Eastern and Asian markets. Their customers had more money and power than many small countries. They were not afraid to snatch any target that would fit a customer’s request.

From that bit of information I knew who I was up against, at least to start with. Things could change rapidly when you were far away and not in control.

The bigger problem would be which buyer she was en route to. She was a white, blonde, attractive, and teenaged American female. Criteria which would fit many requests I’m sure; meaning that she could be bound to anywhere.

The other possibility (and the one that I considered the prime option) was that she was the daughter of an American politician. As such she could be used as a bargaining chip in a ransom, or a blackmail plan. Or she could be a prime “trophy” for a collector of women. Those options would narrow the destination to a few Middle Eastern locales, known to the company. 

I did not question the explanation given by the junior agent regarding Gail’s different last name being a ruse for safety sake while traveling -- until I asked to speak to the other two girls and was denied. Those things, combined with lack of civilian authority involvement, set off alarm bells in my head. The incongruities rattled around in my head while the senior agent talked… until I had stewed about it enough.

Call it a gut feeling, but I stayed alive by listening to my gut, so I stopped the briefing. I told the agent that I didn’t like being lied to and I needed the truth to do what was asked of me. He picked up the telephone and dialed two digits, (so they were in the building!) and spoke to my boss briefly. Apparently he got permission to tell their version of the truth, because he was forthcoming and even more cooperative after that call.  

Gail was the illegitimate daughter of the Senator. Her existence was something not known of by the public, and he wanted to keep it that way. Her mother had already passed away. Gail lived with her grandmother who thought the Senator was just taking care of his deceased secretary’s daughter out of loyalty to her. 

Per my request I received a current photo of the young lady, but had to ask again for her vital statistics and private details. It was absolutely imperative that I could identify her from whatever glimpse, photo, or description I might obtain. The field agents knew the value of rapid identification and insider knowledge, but the office types were hampered tremendously by political pressure.
  
Gail had a birthmark on her lower abdomen, just to the inside of her left thigh, which was the color of melted chocolate ice cream. Today such a mark would be public knowledge and probably in a photo on her Facebook page. That was not the case in those days of enforced modesty for young girls.

I sincerely hoped that it didn’t come to that detail to identify her. I asked if there were any other details or secrets that I should know that would help, but the Senator had shut down the information feed. That was a mistake.

While we were briefing and the supply officer was gathering the gear I asked for, new intelligence information came through. Gail had been seen being put aboard a private jet in Cairo bound for Jeddah in Saudi Arabia. We had to move faster if I was going to catch up with her.

I was in the air again in less than thirty minutes. A fast “company” Jetstar II jet with a crew of three and long range fuel tanks had been assigned for my transportation needs. I was traveling solo, bound for Jeddah with a fuel stop at Tenerife. Once in Saudi Arabia a quick assimilation into the local populace would be essential.  

Fortunately for me, I still had longer than military standard hair (left over from my last mission) and a good mustache. That made adding a beard and some color to my skin the only body alterations necessary. My hands were calloused and tanned from years of working outside with tools and exposure to the elements. I would fit in well with the working class of people that I would be moving through.  

At my request the plane was driven right inside of a cargo hangar upon arrival in Jeddah. I exited the plane inside of that hangar already in native clothing and met up with my Saudi contact. That man was my connection, not the company’s, and I made sure that the pilots never saw his face. Little things could cost lives in that business.

The plane moved out onto the line on the International side and parked for refueling. They were heading for Turkey after an eight hour crew rest and would stand by at the U.S. air base there. I had hoped that they would not have to wait long for my call. 

My local man, Hamid, (not his real name) put my dirty brown leather bag in his beat up Fiat and locked the trunk. We worked moving cargo for several hours so that I could be seen by the local security forces. Those guys had itchy trigger fingers and always had their machine guns pointed towards us.

At adhan (the afternoon call to prayer) we lined up outside on the tarmac facing Mecca, which coincidently, was not that far away. I stayed close to Hamid and focused intently on performing my prayer ritual without looking around. It was a good thing I did because the other men were watching me closely, as my partner noted as he glanced around.

Back inside the hangar Hamid made a telephone call to his men who were trailing the movement of the kidnapped girl. It was now eighteen hours since I received word of her flight to Jeddah. It was hard to be patient when I knew how critical time was. 

Hamid signaled me to get in his car and we took off through the security gates and eastbound through the city. Twenty minutes later we arrived at his apartment and had barely gotten my bag in the house when two young men knocked on the door. They were very wary and never took their eyes off of me as they talked excitedly with Hamid. 

My host shut the door and told me that we had to go to the coast right away; Gail was being moved again. We grabbed some cheese, bread and wine to consume on the way and got back into the Fiat. That car honestly sounded like it was going to self destruct. 

Thirty more minutes found us at the coast and engaged in negotiations with a boatman to take us across the Red Sea to Port Sudan. I kept my mouth shut, but listened closely. My hand was on my pistol under my robes, just in case things got ugly.

We would have been in a mess if the boat owner was more suspicious than greedy. He could notify Saudi police, or the military, or even local pirates if we didn’t reach an agreement. It was very fortuitous for him that he elected to take us across the sea that night. I would not have left him breathing otherwise. He could have gotten me killed. 

Crossing the Red Sea in the dark is not a pleasant journey in a small boat. There were many ships and many more small craft making the journey through these waters. Most of the large ones were lighted and cruising the north/south routes.

Other medium size craft were cruising the coastlines all a glow with dinner guests and music. In between the commercial craft were a few night fishermen trying to make an honest living. It was a busy place at night. 

And then there were the boats like ours; small, fast and fueled by cash. Many of these ran without lights, some of them using black market night vision like our captain. Hamid was asleep as soon as we cleared the Saudi coast, trusting that the deal we made would be honored by the boat owner. I was not as trusting and while I rested, I did so with my eyes on the driver and my firearm in my hand. 

Port Sudan was a commercial shipping city, but also an outpost for Red Sea gangsters and pirates as well. Multiple languages were spoken there and it became quickly apparent that anything and everything could be bought and sold there; including people. 

The new oil pipeline which had just been completed from Khartoum brought more wealth to the few in control. It did also bring some work in for the hungry masses that never had enough to live on. A trade boom was happening and many foreigners were passing through looking to make their fortunes.

It was very much an Arab controlled place, with black labor and Indian and Asian business men. Dressed and behaving like Arab businessmen we were able to move about without question or interference. Those engaged in commerce were always welcomed.

I learned in my short time in that city, that humans were regularly trafficked through there. The citizens of the United States have no idea just how little value is placed on human life in this part of the world. People were commodities to bought, sold, and used. 

There had indeed been a sale of women in the inner city of Port Sudan, but it was over before we could find it. Sources we questioned had information that there were three blonde white women on the auction block that morning but could not identify Gail among them.

The men that we spoke to could not say that she was not there, but were equally unable or unwilling, to say yes for sure either way. They were scared to death of being found out as an informant. Death comes to those deemed disloyal to the masters of the city.

On My Own 

Hamid had used up his day off from work and had to get back to Jeddah; he would arouse suspicion and possibly lose his job if he failed to report on time. That left me on my own to pursue the leads we were given. He was able to give me a list of contacts to help me in several locations.

Armed with the telephone number and instructions, he was to report my progress to the company. He departed back across the sea to Saudi Arabia and safety, such as it was at the time. The man was ultimately safer traveling without me; he was a simple Arab among Arabs. 

Our informant told us that two of the blonde white girls had been taken southwest to Khartoum, and the remaining girl, north towards the Egyptian border. Without any further identification or intelligence, I had to go with the better odds and caught the train for Khartoum. 

It was already warm enough with temperature being in the nineties, but with my gear carried partially in my bag, and partially hidden under my robes, it was a sweaty journey. I could not take a chance of showing any of my weapons and causing a search.

Even though I was carrying no U.S. identification (or made-in-America labels) the American dollars I had would start questions that would make life difficult for me. As I found out on that train trip, nearly every man was armed and I suspect many of the women were too. I had to keep thinking ahead and as I got more tired that got more difficult. 

Khartoum, Sudan 

Khartoum was three times the size of Port Sudan and had a more sophisticated feeling. I walked into a coffee house and found myself a corner spot near the back door where I could see who came and went. I did my best not to look at anyone -- while I watched them all.

A couple of hours passed and a man finally entered who looked around the room and made his way to me. We exchanged the customary greetings and he asked me about which coffee I preferred.

The agreed upon code words had been given and we spent another hour drinking coffee, so as to not arouse suspicion. It would be safe to say that everyone was suspicious in Khartoum. I would not have been surprised at all to have had someone enter with guns blazing… such was the feeling in that room. 

Sayeed took me to his humble home in a poor neighborhood and fed me well on lamb and couscous, but thankfully no more coffee. The tea he served was very sweet, especially after the abuse my taste buds had been given by the bitter coffee. I was very tired so I took a chance and caught a two hour nap before it was time to move again. As always, I slept fitfully and armed. 

The Harem  

Under the cover of darkness (and with the hope of ending this hunt) we set out to follow up on the leads that Sayeed had developed while I slept. Both of the blonde white girls had been purchased by the same wealthy man and were just outside of the city in a small palace. Sayeed had gained information from a delivery man about the location and the layout of the property where the girls were being held. 

Before I continue, I must say again that I was not on a polite diplomatic mission. The people I faced were more than willing to kill me, and would do so given any opportunity. The girl that I sought was only valuable as long as she didn’t present a problem for the buyer.

My orders were to retrieve the girl at any cost, no rules, no strings. If I failed, they didn’t know anything about me. The fact that my usual assignments outside of the control tower didn’t include getting “live results” should have caused more thought on my part. 

We parked the truck well down the road from the palace and walked quickly through the small village of servant homes, some of which were tents, and all included livestock. Camels grumbled and dogs snarled and barked at us all the way. We acted the part of unimpressed Arabs on business. The human life between the truck and the palace was not concerned with us and didn’t even look up from their cooking pots.

Once at the compound I located the security posts and watched them for thirty minutes to establish their habits. My life and that of the girl I was trying to find depended upon my diligence. There were no radios, no cameras, and no guard dogs to deal with.

The back side of the walled estate had a three story tall wall with peepholes (or gun ports) at strategic spots, all unmanned. The main point of entry for vehicles had a motorized double gate with two men in evidence there, but they were far from the main house.

Much more troublesome was the huge fellow with both a giant sword, and an UZI. His robe could cover the Rolls Royce in the driveway and he wandered the grounds like a prowling cat. I would not take a chance with that opponent. 

In order to protect Sayeed, I sent him back to the truck, telling him to catch some sleep but not to leave without me. It would have been a liability to have him with me. I didn’t want to worry about him getting hurt as he was our ride out of there.

I put silencers on both my pistol and rifle and put on my night vision gear. I found a spot where I could get up onto the wall and then waited for the big man to walk by on his rounds. Once he got far enough ahead of me to cover the sounds of my footsteps on the wall, I walked along behind and above him.

Fortune smiled on this monstrous guard dog of a man that night. As I ascended the wall I found a spot where I could see into the palace rooms on the second floor and as luck would have it, directly into the hareem

In that large room with its loud colors and lots of silk drapery, were not only the two blonde white girls I had followed, but six more young ladies of various hair colors and skin tones. They were completely naked and engaged in a group bath while a fat older man sat in large stuffed chair watching them. By his rich garb and the gold braid agal holding his keffiyeh on his head it was obvious that he was the sheik.
  
Putting the binoculars on the girls I determined right away that neither blonde was Gail. I did watch long enough to get a good look at the other six ladies and none of them had the tell tale birthmark. I had to be sure that she hadn’t had her hair dyed before I backed off. 

There were collectors who wanted physical purity, and others who wanted things to look like they wanted them to. They would often dye the hair of normally dark haired ethnicities blonde or red. All of these girls were all natural, and appeared to all be having fun. 

Decision time was upon me. I knew that at the very least, the two blonde girls had been auctioned off at Port Sudan. It was likely that the other six had been obtained in similar ways. The question remained what if anything should I do about it?

The girls did not appear to be in danger -- there were no handcuffs or restraints on them. All of the girls were laughing and appeared happy and physically well.

My target was not among them, so I had no reason to kill the guards or the sheik, and it would delay my search for Gail. I made my decision and departed the palace grounds and walked back to the truck. 

I would have Sayeed contact Hamid and forward the information on to the company as to the whereabouts of these women, with their descriptions, and let them work out the problem of extracting them from their happy harem. Time was being wasted and I had to catch up with blonde number three.

Sayeed took me to the Khartoum train station and we called a friend of his regarding the other girl, whom we now had to assume was Gail. That young girl had been taken north to Abu Simbel in Egypt.  

Egypt

Crossing the Egyptian border was a bit more difficult than entering Sudan, but there are always ways to do what you need. My problem was not only the weapons that I had on me, but the lack of a passport or official papers. Both problems were solvable with time, but that was my biggest shortfall, I did not have extra time.

I made my way to Wadi Halfa in northern Sudan and hired a boatman to take me north on Lake Nubia, which became Lake Nasser in Egypt. Whatever name you called it, this was still the Nile River and had a lot fewer police and military checkpoints to deal with. 

My waterborne taxi driver had a cousin with a truck on the Egyptian side of the border and that would be my way into Abu Simbel. As always I had to depend upon the trust of my network of contacts, but wouldn’t hesitate to “terminate” our friendship if my life was threatened. 

I watched carefully as we crossed the “dotted line” (on my map) and made our way up a side channel on the west side of Lake Nasser, always ready to dump my bag over the side if a police boat approached.  Not only did none approach us, but I never even saw one anywhere on the water. 

After a long, dusty, bumpy ride in the back of what must have been a WWII vintage truck (it had long ago lost its brand logo), we arrived in Abu Simbel.  

This was tourist land and there were lots of foreigners and many cars and trucks zooming around. It was a good environment for me to speak to local contacts. I went to the boat landing and checked for the first guy on the list that Hamid gave me, but he was out on a trip with tourists, so I went looking for number two. 

It was during this walk about that I spotted the suit following me. I changed directions, doubled back and delayed, all to see what he would do. He was obviously a company man because he operated by the book, so why was he tailing me? If we made contact it would be like pointing a finger at me.

I could take him out, or cause the locals to attack him, but he might have a message for me. I had to wait until dark and then lure him to a quiet location and make contact my way. The extra attention made it difficult to pursue my contact and find Gail. At that point I was quite willing to shoot the man for putting me and my mission at risk. 

While I watched and waited, my Abu Simbel contact, Mohammed, found me. He also had spotted the very white guy with a military haircut and American mannerisms following me. Mohammed, as you might guess, was very well connected in the area and arranged for the suit to be captured and detained. 

An hour later we entered a small house to find the young agent tied up in a chair with a bag over his head. He was OK and not in danger of being beheaded, but he didn’t know what was going to happen to him. 

Since I had control over what happened with this young man, I was not worried about talking to him. He could not speak to anyone else without my permission, or go anywhere. 

Company interference 

The agent was following me to find out what I knew and what I was doing, but not to help me. They got my message about the kidnapped girls in Khartoum, but did not go after them, instead forwarding their whereabouts to the countries law enforcement agencies who had reported missing girls who matched my descriptions. But that was all he was willing to say.

Mohammed spoke to one of his men and in a few minutes he came back into the house with a car battery and some electrical wire. They stood the still “bagged” agent up and removed his pants and boxer shorts and then sat him down again.

I whispered a suggestion to Mohammed that it would be more effective if the agent got to see the battery brought in, so he signaled his man to take the battery back outside. The other helper then was instructed to remove the hood. Once the young man’s eyes could focus, the battery came back in the door.

There are expressions that we refer to as “priceless” now days, what I saw next definitely qualified. The young agent processed the appearance of the battery along with his pants being removed, rather quickly. His face formed the most priceless expression, one that almost caused the rest of us to laugh, except that we were completely serious.

The connections and contacts that I had been working with Hamid, Sayeed and Mohammed, were life and death serious. Any compromise of this network could and possibly would, result in the death of one or more members.

Something as simple as causing a policeman to detain or question any of the players, could necessitate the breakdown of an entire network. Torture is routine in this part of the world and the only right you have is to scream when it hurts. 

Our guest with no pants, who we called Sam, was already terrified. So when I stepped in front of him and touched two wires together and made sparks, it was understandable that he should pee. I also understood why Mohammed had me do it, the guy peed on me. 

I told him that he had one chance at the truth before I made his testicles look like Rudolph’s nose and made the wires spark again; he was very willing to cooperate.  

The question was posed to him, “What are you doing in Abu Simbel following me?” 

He stated that he was to delay and hinder my progress as much as possible, on the orders of the same company bosses that had briefed me less than three days earlier. The chess game continued it seemed… was I a knight, or a pawn I wondered. 

I asked him very quietly and in desperate seriousness, “Have you reported any of my contacts or compromised them in any way?” His answer would mean his life if it were the wrong one.

He stated that he had not and was only ordered to interfere with me. I believed him, his reactions and face told me that he spoke the truth and had no desire to be a tortured hero.

Since I was under orders from my army unit and not the company, I was not inclined to worry about what they liked or didn’t. I really didn’t care for their constant politics and lies anyway. 

The issue of compromise was so important, that the young agent’s life was in question for much of an hour. I was finally able to convince Mohammed that holding young Sam for a week while they checked for leaks or compromise would give them the time needed to change their contact information.

Mohammed was worried about the many people that he was responsible for and showed a tremendous amount of courage and faith in what he saw in my eyes. If I had lied or was a double agent all of those lives would have been forfeited.

The week delay would give me enough time to do my job too. It wasn’t likely that they would send another agent until they knew where Sam was or what happened to him. I counted on what I knew about the company and my own gut feelings to be right. 

I was able to sleep until sunrise while Mohammed’s network worked for me. I had gained major respect with the locals from the events of the previous night and it was paying off in information. The sheik who bought the third blonde girl had traveled through Abu Simbel and had stopped at a local hotel. The local employees would have loads of information for me.

The Not So Nice Sheik 
I was riding in a nice looking Mercedes, if you didn’t mind the bullet holes in the door, when the sun was less than an hour old. It was heading northwest away from Abu Simbel on what were laughingly called roads, toward an encampment near some lakes that I had never heard about.

There we would find the recently fired driver of the sheik I was looking for. The driver, Abdullah, had returned to his family camp located just north and east of the biggest lake, and the only one with good water. 

We found the lake, and by just following the road on the east side we located the camp of the desert people we sought. Stopping in front of the largest tent we got out and accepted the hospitality of the occupants. Hospitality was a sacred obligation of the desert tribesmen and not something to make light of if you wanted to live. 

I was travelling with Mohammed’s son Benjamin (named for Benjamin Franklin, a hero of Mohammed’s) and one of his men that I called “Ibn”. He was real proud of his lineage and spouted ibn after ibn until it was all that registered with me. Ibn means “son of” in Arabic and he was definitely a “son of” something. The fact that Mohammed sent his chief enforcer (to use a gangster term) along with us showed me that he was worried about trouble finding us.

The camp that we were having tea in was not the right family but they wanted us to stay and eat with them anyway. Such is the way of hospitality in the desert. We made our excuses and begged their forgiveness for having to go, but it was important that we get on with our search. 

Meeting the Blue People 

Several kilometers north on the same dirt track (road) we found the correct camp and with it Abdullah’s family. The camp was well organized with a very large tent in the center and farthest away from the road. Other tents formed a protective semi-circle extending on either side. Numerous camels, goats, horses and a few cows were in evidence behind the tents, with boys on foot attending them. Everywhere I looked as we approached I saw intense eyes looking back at me.

The appearance of the gold colored Mercedes with the bullet hole accents caused a flurry of activity as we eased to a stop on the road and shut off the engine. Riders on flashy Arabian horses came from both ends of the camp and cut off any avenue of escape. From the tents, armed men with blue turbans and veils over their faces walked towards us. 

Benjamin exited the car first giving greetings and proclaiming our peaceful intentions. Just like that, the mood changed; the riders took off, and the women went back to work. When the potential threat had been reduced to merely traveling strangers, our hosts went into hospitality mode, preparing tea, coffee and increasing the size of the meal being planned to accommodate three more. There was no “hurry” in these matters, especially if you wanted something from your hosts, and we did. 

I noticed a problem in the body language of the men who surrounded the chief of the tribe whenever Ibn was anywhere near their patriarch. There was hate in their eyes and they were tensed up like cats waiting to strike. They knew that I didn’t fit into the Egyptian countryside, but there was no hostility directed my way. Getting Benjamin’s attention, I signaled for him to come over to where I sat and speak with me. Benjamin had also noticed the friction and quickly filled me in on the problem.  

The entire Middle East had been in turmoil for years and not surprisingly, Ibn was a soldier during many of them. His religious leanings were decidedly Muslim and of a sect that was not opposed to torture and killing to get what they wanted. The unit he belonged to had been stationed in the same region as this tribe and it seems that Ibn had taken his knife to the former leader of the clan. The big goon had threatened to skin the leader’s younger brother (the chieftain we sat with) if he ever saw him again. 

Bad to Worse 

Things were about to boil over in that big tent and as perceived associates of Ibn, if it went bad we would have been targets too. I had my pistol in my hand under my sleeve as I sat listening, trying to appear relaxed and I had to assume that everyone else in the circle had a grip on their weapon of choice too. 

As I feared would happen Ibn snapped under the strain and lunged for the chief with his big dagger in his hand. There was a loud bang and the round from my pistol knocked him backwards instead. He had earned a third eye with which to view the world more clearly.

The chief was on his back with two men covering him with their bodies, more than willing to give their lives to protect him. The other men in the tent had blades in their hands and adrenalin pumping through their veins. Only young Benjamin was still sitting at his spot with his tea cup in his hand.

The chief was helped back to his cushion and his first words were “Masha Allah” which means “God has willed it.” Young men in blue veils grabbed Ibn’s arms and drug him out of the tent and out of sight. What they did to, and with him, I did not know. 

Because of my actions I had gone from a stranger receiving hospitality to family with that one split second decision. The tribe saw it as an act of heroism. It was really an act of self-preservation I must admit, but one that would pay great dividends in the future. 

Once the drama and hostility were gone the tribe was a lot more helpful. Abdullah was on his sleeping mat in a tent at the far north end of the camp. He was ill, which was why he had not been a part of the greeting party. When I entered his tent I could see, and smell, that he was both ill and injured. 

The illness I recognized from having seen it before, Sleeping Sickness. It is caused by parasites which are carried by the Tse Tse fly and Abdullah had been in southern Sudan which was experiencing an epidemic of the disease. Allah smiled on this camp again because I had Pentamidine in my medical kit, just for such a problem. I gave him my bottle and told the woman caring for him, through Abdullah who spoke English, to give him one pill (and only one!) each day with his evening meal. 

The injuries that the huge man sustained were more common to their lifestyle where cuts, scrapes, bruises and punctures happened routinely. I did not think that they made a habit of putting out lit cigars on each other’s faces though.

Abdullah said that he had objected to the abuse and degradation of a young girl by the sheik and he was attacked and held down by the bodyguards. The sheik was in a rage and attacked his driver with the cigar that he had been burning the girl with, nearly burning a hole through his cheek.

For good measure the bodyguards tied him up and then beat, kicked, and stomped him. Round two had the sheik cutting the expensive suit off of Abdullah, leaving him with cuts all over his body. Then for added humiliation the bodyguards relieved themselves all over the big man’s face, which earned them praise from their master. 

They tossed his naked body in the bed of the truck which carried the fuel for the three vehicles and left him there until they departed the next morning. About twenty kilometers out of Abu Simbel they dumped him in the dirt, still tied and naked.

The next vehicle which traveled the road stopped and the driver untied him and gave him a robe to wear. He had been lucky enough to connect with a large truck going all the way to his family’s camp. Since arriving home he had fallen seriously ill. 

I pulled out the picture of Gail and asked Abdullah if she was the blonde girl his former employer had with him. He said that he never saw the girl’s face because the sheik had ordered her head covered since before she joined the group in Port Sudan. That was certainly strange, but so was the sheik. I asked Abdullah how many were in the party.

He said that in the lead car were himself and two girls in the front seat and two girls, two even younger boys, and the sheik in the back seat. Abdullah laughed and said that the sheik was so paranoid of assassination attempts that he made the women sit next to the windows and the young boys sat on either side of him.

The second vehicle had the four bodyguards with AK-47s and UZIs on their persons at all times. The last vehicle was their supply truck which carried fuel for the three vehicles, food and water, and a large tent for when the sheik wanted to stop between hotels. It had a driver and a helper who were required to sleep in or under the truck and were not allowed inside the hotels or restaurants.  

Normal procedure was for each bodyguard was to hang onto one of the women and the two boys were always glued to the sheik whenever they were in public or traveling outside of the vehicle. Abdullah had to get the doors, fuel the vehicles, take food to the truck driver and his helper and whatever else the sheik wanted him to do.

Abdullah was able to say the blonde girl was about 1.6 meters, small breasts, pale skin, maybe 45 kilos, which is all about the same size as Gail. 

The biggest break of all was that the entourage was heading for El Kasr and would stay there for a month. I would be there as soon as I could arrange transportation and I would guess that Abdullah has some interest in visiting as well.

El Kasr

There were no grand hotels in which to stay in El Kasr. The large fortress of a palace that the evil sheik would call home for a month was three hundred years old. It was made of large earthen bricks of the same color as everything else in El Kasr, mud brown.

Inside the plain brown dwellings were more colorfully tiled and decorated and had life to them. There was no sense wasting time and effort on the outside creating something that the desert sun and winds would just destroy anyway.

Abdullah had a cousin in that small community and we were invited to stay with them. It was a difficult challenge to remain as invisible as possible and not create any talk about my presence. Such talk would have been disastrous to my mission.

I had been able to scout the location where the sheik and his party had taken up residence. Along with the now twelve members of the traveling party, there were two housekeepers and several more girls. I had sent Abdullah to the market place to drink tea with the locals and find out what the routine of the house was.

I traveled in the concealment of darkness as much as possible and watched and looked for positions of advantage. There were a couple of buildings nearby which allowed for observation from their rooftop terraces. It was on the best of those that I spotted a tattooed arm peeking out from under a robe sleeve.

Asato 
What a surprise! My old friend Asato was on the roof with a spotting scope pointed at the same building that I was interested in. He and I had worked together before and he was rock solid and trustworthy. It isn’t often that can call a member of the Yakuza a “good guy,” but he really was.

I had made myself known (made intentional noise) before I approached him and could hear him chuckle. He said that he had watched me walk up the opposite side of the street and pass the building. Asato said he was pretty sure it was me when I disappeared into the shadows and didn’t come out for thirty minutes. When I crossed the street and circled around the building before approaching it he was sure. 

After my old friend finished giving me the business about having a predictable routine I was finally able to ask him what he was doing there. He was tracking a missing girl from the Japanese royal household at the request of one of the royals.

I noted out loud how odd it was to have the two of us not only trying to keep a target alive (not in keeping with our usual jobs), but doing so in the exact same location. It made us both nervous as neither of us believed in coincidence. 

We spent three hours on that roof with his long eyes and my night vision trained on the rooms that we could see into. One room was productive, but the others were not. We needed another vantage point and more intelligence to formulate a plan of entry.

When the streets were completely quiet we departed in different directions and met up again three streets away, satisfied that we had not been followed. Several times we split up and regrouped as we traveled the unfamiliar territory, always looking for anyone tailing us. 

Back inside the home of Abdullah’s cousin we were able to listen to what the big man had found out, besides that he needed to duck his six foot six height when he entered the house. He had whacked his forehead on the wall above the door when he came home in the dark.  

The marketplace tea room was very productive as it was the favorite hangout of the “palace” cook and she talked a lot in the little back room where the women sat. Abdullah has positioned himself at the table nearest to the backroom and sipped tea all afternoon listening to her talk.

Inside the palace there was an “outsider” woman who was bossing everyone around and who the cook seriously disliked. There were also six girls of various descriptions, with the common factor being that they were all teenagers. Those girls had been there for several days before the sheik arrived with the four additional girls and the two young boys. 

There was a party for some high ranking military and secret police happening the very next night. The cook and the housekeepers were to prepare all of the food and drink and then leave. They had to sleep in one of the outbuildings instead of in the main house that night which irritated the cook and made her very talkative. 

The most important news for me was that a blonde girl had been the first to arrive of all of them. She was delivered by two tall blonde American men in suits and aviator sun glasses along with the beautiful Egyptian woman who gave orders.

They had driven the blonde girl there a week earlier in a closed limo all the way from Cairo. The American men left early the next morning after sleeping a few hours. The Egyptian woman woke the household that same morning screaming about the blonde girl being an impure fake. 

Abdullah said the Egyptian woman had called the cook and a housekeeper into the room to hold down the naked teenager while she examined her. The bossy woman was even more agitated and violent afterwards. The girl was blonde on her head, but dark brown “below” which started the yelling.

When the young girl was examined and found to not be a virgin the woman started throwing things and cussing all the American whores. It was that same day that she was first injected with heroin and physically abused by her female captor. The cook heard her yelling repeatedly that the sheik was going to kill her for being an impure whore. 

Every day and night since her arrival she had been kept naked and repeatedly injected with heroin and harmed in one way or another. I had a very strong and sinking feeling that it was indeed, Gail. 

Asato interrupted and voiced the thought that we all had, this is not the way you would treat a valuable acquisition for a harem, but what you would do to a captive that you intended to use badly and dispose of. There was no argument.

He asked Abdullah if there had been any mention of the Japanese girl. The big man said yes, she was the last to arrive before the sheik and his party rolled in. The cook made special mention of her delicate features and pale beauty. She had been taken to a room and a bath drawn for her immediately like she was a particular prize. She was there and OK, so far as he could tell.

Abdullah said that it was well known that the sheik preferred young boys for sex and he abused and tortured the young girls he bought until he tired of them. Then they would be sent to the brothels or, if they were lucky, to a military officer with a lot of pull or a secret police commandant who could stay out of President Sadat’s party member sights. 

The entire group surrounding the sheik was vocally against Sadat and his plans of peace with Begin of Israel. They had much worse things to say about President Carter interfering with the Arab world.

Party Night 

Abdullah spent the entire day in the tea room at the marketplace and noticed a lot of traffic from the very beginning. The groups were arriving in Mercedes limos and military staff cars from all directions, including Libya, Sudan and all over Egypt.

Most noticeable to him was that they were all from the hard line anti-Sadat party and appeared to be mostly all Muslims from outside of the local sects. Abdullah was Tuareg and as such, not a strict observer of Islam. His comment was, “They worry me.” 

The housekeeper appeared early in the day with payment for the many and varied supplies for the party. She flashed it around before she paid for everything in fresh new American money. Now THAT worried me. 

Asato was the essence of a ghost operative. He could walk through a crowded room and nobody remembered seeing him. Of course if you ever saw him in the bath house and viewed the full body suit of tattoos on his body, you would never forget him either.

My “Japanese Arab” had spent the day sliding in and out of buildings and found a way up to the top of another building within viewing range of the palace. He also had the disturbing news of crisp new American money passing between military officers and the feared secret police of Egypt. 

Abdullah had to avoid being identified by or to the bodyguards or the sheik so he had to hide his face from the palace staff and not make any impression on the recent arrivals. I advised him to lay low as his imposing frame would certainly cause comment and his burned face would give him away. He would get his chance to avenge his injuries and disrespect.

By the time the sun was low on the horizon, the little settlement of El Kasr was buzzing with talk and activity. The number of important strangers and vehicles had the locals stirred up and gossiping. It was very dangerous for us to move around.

Abdullah’s cousin had heard that the sheik knew of his presence in El Kasr. His size and the burn on his face had given him away just as I had feared. We were not going to be able to rescue the girls that night unless things changed far more than I thought possible. It could be bad for the girls. 

We had to maintain surveillance so Asato and I made our way to the new building and through an apartment and up onto the locked rooftop. My ghostly friend had made us some mud colored cover-ups during the day and we became part of the mud block building. The view was much more productive from the new hide and the party was already underway.

It was a political planning meeting or rally primarily, with side “entertainment” of sadism and abuse. The sights we saw were not pretty or nice. Most of the action was on the second floor in what appeared to be an interrogation torture room or modern dungeon.  

There was a woman with a completely shaved head and body being assaulted repeatedly in all orifices by multiple men. They appeared to be doing their best to damage the poor thing. I was not sure who it was, but I had my fears. 

Asato gasped, which really shocked me, I had never heard him make a sound in the field no matter what we were doing. The Egyptian woman came into view dressed in a Dominatrix outfit, complete with a huge strap-on penis. She directed two men to suspend the naked bald woman at waist height.

She assaulted the girl with such violence and ferocity that it took two more men to hold the victim in one place. The bald girl was visibly bleeding when she finished. One of the bodyguards appeared with a syringe, injected the girl, and then they just dropped her. 

My partner nearly jumped over the edge of the roof when the also naked Japanese girl was brought into view. She was bent over bench and anally assaulted by the Egyptian woman. The woman didn’t try to kill her with effort like she did the first girl. The young Asian girl was then put on her knees and had to orally service at least a dozen men. By this time all of the women were in the room and being used by those in attendance. 

If we attacked then there would have been little chance of getting the girls out. We could have killed several of the attendees, but with no guarantee of getting the sheik or the Egyptian woman either. It was one of the worst nights of my entire life. I know my friend Asato had died a bit too. We were helpless to save them.

The compound had constantly roving security guards with UZIs or AK-47s and armored vehicles stationed at the front and rear gates. There were snipers on the roof who would have seen us if not for Asato’s mud colored tarps. We did consider going in anyway, even though we likely would have been killed before we reached the girls, such was our anguish at what we had seen. In the end training and experience suppressed emotion.

We waited all through the night for an opening but the guards never faltered in their duties. The sick bastards in the torture room never gave up hurting women either. When the sun came up the girls were collected by the body guards and taken back to wherever they slept.

The bald girl was carried out like so much garbage. Her face had cigar burns all over it, as did most of the rest of her body that we could see. Asato and I both spotted the birthmark, it was Gail. I can not express the depth of rage and pain that I felt with that knowledge. 
  
The apartment was occupied when we had the opportunity to descend to ground level so we had to stay where we were through the beginning of the work day routine. The military vehicles began departing and within thirty minutes they were all gone. The Mercedes limos pulled in, loaded up and departed next.  

While we watched, a limo with blacked out windows arrived and two tall white Americans got out, took a bag out of the trunk and went inside. They returned with the Egyptian woman all dressed up like a Wall Street business executive. The men opened the door for her, loaded her bags, and drove off.

There was no doubt in my mind at all, Company agents. They had delivered Gail to the sheik, along with a huge sum of American cash. To a group that was dead set against the Peace Talks between Egypt and Israel. I thought, “What the Hell was I in the middle of?” 

Gail died that night of the party from the brutal injuries she received and an overdose of heroin. The Japanese girl broke a window in her room and slashed the femoral artery in her leg, also dying. The remaining women were loaded up in a Mercedes and driven to Cairo to be sold into prostitution. 

That night there were more deaths in the palace. The sheik was shot in the forehead, and beheaded. All four bodyguards had their throats cut, after they were beaten severely by someone with very large fists. 

Inside the palace were found documents with my name on them. The Egyptian Secret Police were looking for me, no doubt due to whispers in their ears from blonde guys in suits.

I told Asato to take a chunk of that American cash and get out of the country as quickly as possible, before someone tied him to me in all of this. I gave Abdullah another bag full of cash and told him to get somewhere safe and exchange the money as quietly as possible or he would be arrested for having American dollars in such quantity. 

I headed south and got as far as Mut in one of the trucks from the compound. When I got out of the truck to put fuel in it I was approached by Egyptian army soldiers with guns.

Deep trouble

I figured that I was done for good. Somehow they had already gotten the word out about the sheik and his goons and the secret police would be using their filet knives on me in an hour or so.

The decision to not carry any firearms on my exodus was looking like a really bad choice at that point. At the very least I could have gone out in a blaze of glory, saving the last round for myself. That wasn’t happening. I had a bag over my head and my hands tied behind my back and was unceremoniously dumped into the bed of a Toyota truck and hauled off. 

It was rather humorous in a stupid sick sort of way. I was so tanned, filthy and smelly that they failed to recognize that I was a white American looking person. They questioned me and then beat me for not answering, in a language that I could barely speak any of.

The instrument of punishment was a soft leather bag filled with wet sand. They could beat the Hell out of you and not leave a mark. It was easy on their hands too. I decided to stick with my not answering routine because from what I could understand, they didn’t have me for the murders, just stealing the fuel in the back of the truck. I was obviously too poor to afford that much fuel, so therefore, I was a criminal. 

When they got tired of beating me across the back, just above my kidneys, they tossed me into the large holding cell with the bag still over my head. I guess they didn’t want to be recognized because I knew that they were going to steal the fuel on the truck I was driving for their own use.

The cell was so full of men that we all had to stand up. There was no place to sit or lie down without being trampled. I had the bag off pretty quick when I started getting groped as I was shoved inside the cell. Roughly every fifteen minutes or so, we would start to walk around in a circle, all together to keep the circulation going in our legs.

After a few hours a couple of men fell down and were trampled by the masses in the cell. A little while longer and a couple more men hit the dirt. The night passed and the guards opened the door and I was close to the door as we rotated around the cell. I was directed to drag the dead men out of the cell and out the back door and onto what was probably the same Toyota truck that I arrived in. I was given a shovel and joined three other live men sitting on top of the dead ones. 

The truck drove us away from the settlement into an open area and we were directed to dig a grave, just one, for all those dead men, and us I suspected.  The guards were not the professional soldiers I had encountered previously. These men were bumbling local thieves with a convenient job that gave them a way to profit from the misery of others. 

My fellow survivors and I dug the mass grave and were dragging the unfortunate deceased men off of the truck in the heat when opportunity knocked. The biggest and meanest of the two guards had gotten lax and turned his back to me. I did not hesitate, I whacked him on the back of his head as hard as I could with that shovel and pulled his gun and shot the other guard in the eye. Then I shot the first guard for good measure.

I had the other prisoners throw the guards in with the dead prisoners and told them to fill in the hole. I motioned to the prisoners get in the back of the truck and we drove to the next settlement where I made them get out. They waved at me as I drove off like long lost relatives, because they knew that we were all going to die that day and I had changed that. 

From there using a map I found in the truck I headed for Abdullah’s family camp as quick as I could drive. He was there and had his family put the truck inside of a tent and scraped the identification off. When it got dark we moved it back out and drove to an airport where a private plane was available for hire. We both knew that I had to get out of Egypt immediately and the roads would be watched at the borders.  

The pilot was a member of the chief’s family and placed himself at great risk by flying me out, but he knew what I had done for the chief, and for Abdullah; I was family to them. We figured if he could get me to the Algerian border I could avoid capture by the Egyptian secret police or their friends in Libya.  

We flew across Libya with the fear of military jets intercepting us all of the way, but they were occupied by the US Navy along their coast for the entire time that we buzzed across westbound. Refueling was paid for with crisp new American money (courtesy of Abdullah) at each stop and not once did the seller hesitate to accept it. 

There was a branch of the family still running caravans across the Sahara and they would take me across Algeria and into Morocco. The Tuareg are an honorable people and fiercely loyal to family and friends. No one would know a thing about where I had gone.

I was delivered into the arms of the Blue People and never felt safer or more welcome anywhere on earth. A story similar to the journey across the western Sahara can be read in “Time of Sands.”

Once in Morocco I made connections to get picked up by my Army unit people. The same company Jetstar picked me up like nothing had ever happened.

Epilogue: 

I know that you have questions; what did the Senator know? Was the search for the daughter actively interfered with? Did he ever learn the truth? 

I can’t prove that the company snatched Gail from Turkey and delivered her into slavery and worse, even though I know that they did. That is the way that real world bad things often happen… no proof.

I will always feel like they (the company and its bosses) were trying to derail the Peace Accord that President Carter engineered with Sadat and Begin. There was an awful lot of money and information being handed to the anti-Sadat people by “suits.”

I had my suspicions that the Senator was cleaning up loose ends with the removal of his love child, because her grandmother died in a car crash while all of this was going on. How convenient. It was interesting that his secretary, Gail’s mother, had also died in a car crash a few years earlier. Yes, I do still know who he was.

Going on gut instinct I told them that I never did find Gail, but learned from reliable intelligence that she had died of an overdose of drugs and aborted the mission and made my way back to Morocco.

I believe it was this version of what happened that allowed me to live on. It kept me separated from the heinous political doings that would have necessitated removing me.

Asato caught up with the Egyptian woman in Cairo and cut her head off with his sword in her office at the secret police building and nobody saw him enter or leave. If there is ANY justice in this story I count that as it.

P. S.

SSG John Q. Adams got his assignment to Georgia … and left the army at the next re-enlistment opportunity. He had had enough.

Character resemblance to anyone alive or dead is… interesting.



Sunday, May 5, 2013

Mo betta luau


Mo betta luau

When Anna and I went to Maui on our honeymoon in 1996 we had a continuous good time. That was the only way I could describe it, one good experience after another.  Our hotel, the Aston Kaanapali Shores, was incredible! Everyone was especially friendly and nice and went out of their way to make us feel welcome, even the janitors and groundskeepers.

Our room was on the 7th floor and from it you could see the gardens, one of the swimming pools, and the Ocean beyond. We had wonderful cool breezes every night and the sound of the waves to lull you to sleep. The hotel restaurant was our choice of places to eat, most of the time.  Maui has excellent dining available; the hotel restaurant was just that much better.

We did the usual tourist things; went shopping in Lahaina every day, went out on a diving boat, went on picture taking expeditions of our own design, and even drove the Road to Hana. We tried to see Volcano National Park, on the Big Island, but that is another story, for another time.

One of the many things that were considered almost "mandatory" when you go to Hawaii is going to a Luau. We wanted to go to one while we were on Maui and asked around for opinions about which was the best one to see. Everyone said, “Go see the luau at the Ritz-Carlton." The man selling Hawaiian crafts in the lobby said, "It's de bes one brudda!" Who could argue with that?

Everyone who comes to Hawaii with money in their pockets (and isn't rude to the locals) is called “cuz” or cousin by the native Hawaiians. If you buy something from a local, then you have graduated to "brudda or sista." You have become close family by helping them support theirs. Tipping well works the same way, and we did both. I think we were related to most of Maui by the time that we left.

The Maui Ritz-Carlton puts on a luau every night and is famous throughout the islands for putting on a good show, with good food to go along with it. It sounded like the ideal one for us and we planned our schedule around it and called the phone number to purchase the tickets.

Culture shock (or cash flow shock) may be the way to describe how our down-home Fallon sensibilities reacted to the price they wanted. They wanted $110.00 each! I told the woman on the phone that I didn’t want a room; I just wanted to watch one show.

In the end I paid the price they wanted; they didn't really care if we did or not, they sell out every show. I told myself, “Break out the plastic and just do it.” We were only doing this special trip once and it was more important to enjoy the time than worry about every penny spent.

When we went to pick up the tickets (and locate where the show was, and where to park, etc.) we found out that we weren't very far from our hotel at all. That was good; a short drive to and from the venue with us having to navigate in the dark was appreciated. New adventures were fun; being lost, not so much.

We turned off of the main road at the Ritz-Carlton sign and on to their "driveway," which we drove on for about a mile before we even got to the hotel itself. What a magnificent place! You could smell the money.

We parked the car and walked up to the entrance, where they had a host of valets and doormen, all eagerly looking for something to do. Since we had already parked, the only thing left to do was to open the door for us, which two of them did at the same time. I think that they wanted us to go in… and leave our money there when we left.

Inside of the main entrance room, was an atrium and display hall with a ceiling that was five stories high. There were walkways ringing the room from the second floor up. I assume that you could get a room facing the atrium at a better price than the ones facing the Ocean, but I didn't check. The art displays were of unbelievable quality and extensive in number.

We gawked our way through (like the tourists we were) to the front desk and asked about picking up our tickets. In our turn we were redirected to another office around the corner by a very beautiful, but harried looking woman. She had people coming at her from all sides and telephones ringing off the hook. I was sure glad that I wasn't working that desk -- it was a madhouse!

The ticket office was just around the corner and was quite busy too. As a matter of fact they were already sold out for that night's show. The lady at the counter was trying to explain to an obnoxious and obviously wealthy older woman that “No More Tickets” means, No More Tickets!

We stood by quietly and waited for it to be our turn, and tried not to butt in, or laugh, at the scene going on in front of us. That was really hard. I wanted to say, "Hey stupid, what part of NO don't you understand?" But I didn't, and Anna wouldn't anyway (she's too nice.)

The woman behind the counter was just about to reach critical mass and finally told the older woman to please step aside. She smiled and asked me what I needed, whereupon I gave our names and confirmation number. A quick glance at her list and she said, "Yes, Mr. & Mrs. Wright, I have them right here" and handed me our two tickets for the show.

That set the old biddy off all over again as she started yelling that the woman had lied to her about not having any tickets left. We smiled and shook our heads in sympathy with the ticket counter lady with the utmost patience. I thanked her and we beat a hasty retreat before the old gal in her diamonds, furs, and way too much perfume launched an attack on us for buying “her” tickets. 

The big question then became, “What to wear to the luau?” A Hawaiian flowered shirt, shorts, and dress flip-flops seemed appropriate to me. Anna wasn't sure what she wanted to wear and that brought us to the only logical choice; go shopping!

Away we went to the Lahaina shopping district and wandered the streets looking for something that would jump out at Anna and beg to be worn by her to a luau (but, not just any luau; to a Ritz-Carlton luau.)  The search was on for something that shouted, “Pick Meeee!”

We went into a very cluttered and closely packed little store on the main street and worked our way towards the back, looking at everything. As we turned, twisted, and side-stepped our way all the way to the back wall we spotted something. There it was-- a maroon Hawaiian flower print dress, exactly the same color and pattern as a shirt that I had with us; that was the one!

The problem was, there was only that one. And in a size that would fit an anorexic ten year old midget, and nobody else. Disappointment rained down upon our heads. As we were about to give up and drag our tails back out into the street a large (OK, huge) Hawaiian woman stepped out from behind a curtain that hid a backroom from view. She looked me up and down and said, "Waas amatta brudda, your woman no like dis dress?"

I had been on the island long enough that her manner of speech made perfect sense to me. In fact if I were there any longer, I would start talking just like her. I told the nice lady that, yes, my wife did like the dress, but it was too small and there was no other one like it on the rack.

She said, "Wait one mo minute brudda, an I find you one." With that she pulled the curtain aside and in the back room there were more racks along one wall. The woman looked at Anna and pulled a dress off of the rack and handed it to her. It was a perfect fit. The problem was solved; we had luau clothes!

We had taken so much time shopping that we had just enough time to shower and get dressed before it was time to leave for the Ritz. We pulled out from our hotel driveway and had a momentary bit of panic as the traffic on that main road was horrendous! Fortunately it was going the opposite direction from us and we made good time to the hotel. That time we took pity on the bored employees and used the valet parking.

It was still a little while until the scheduled start time so we wandered around a bit looking at the swans in the pond, and the stream that went right through the buildings. The architectural design features were fabulous; the place had an incredible palate of both color and texture. 

I thought, “It could be fun to stay here some time.” So, I walked over to the desk and asked the neatly dressed, but seriously grumpy looking man behind it, if I might see the room rates. He looked me up and down and with a sneer on his lips said, "Sir, the rooms start at $400.00 per night and we are booked up until April."

He got a little tight-jawed when I started laughing and said, "Yeah, right!" back at him; and then walked off, still laughing. The guy wasn't kidding, I checked through my hotel later and the old buzzard was correct on the price and the bookings. No wonder he looked like that when I laughed in his face. It was too rich for my blood. A week in that joint would cost you $2800.00 plus taxes and fees; by then you wouldn't be able to afford to eat!

To eat; that was where we were heading when I got sidetracked. We followed the crowd out a door near the ticket office into a beautiful patio and courtyard setting. It was a great spot, but the crowd was still on the move. We kept on through the courtyard and onto a walkway along the beach just shore-side of the palm trees. The tour was pretty, but what about the food?

We came to a halt, in line with everyone else, at a "checkpoint," where photographers were snapping away. You didn't have to buy the pictures, but you did have to let them take the photos before you could get through to the food and show area. What the Hell, we looked Mah-vel-ous in our matching outfits and we had puka shell necklaces being draped around our necks. So we did our photo-duty and we did buy the pictures after the show and I'm glad that we did.

While we were standing in line waiting for our turn in front of the camera, the wind came up from off of the ocean and being raised along the Florida coast, it felt and smelled like rain coming to me. When I said as much out loud to Anna, one of the "panic control squad" in native garb quickly stepped up and said, "Oh no, it's not going to rain. But if it does, it won't last long."

He then swiftly moved to the next crisis location where I could hear him saying, "No Sir, we will never run out of Mai-Tai's. There will be plenty when you get there." Then off he went again down the line, calming the tourist's nerves. They didn’t want anyone to take their money and run away before spending it all; after that, no problem.

We entered yet another courtyard, this one had long rows of tables set at a 90 degree angle to the stage where the show was to be performed. It looked like it could seat about 100 people in each of these long rows and there were at least ten rows. A little quick math showed that there was an enormous amount of money being made from each of these shows; what a racket!

The conch was sounded, (a shell from the ocean, about the size of a football, when blown into just right sounds like a deep toned horn), and the narration began. The monologue told about the customs of the celebration we know as the luau, and what everything meant. By that time the wind was blowing a little bit harder. They guys in their native garb had a devil of a time lighting the torches around the area and they too, kept looking towards the ocean.

The pig was pulled up out of the pit and ceremoniously carried through the tables to the back, where Chefs were waiting to carve him up. They serve the roasted pork along with regular old salad and cafeteria looking food. I was glad that they did have some purple sweet potatoes native to Hawaii and some poi for the adventurous souls.

The "panic squad" guy didn't lie about the Mai-Tai’s; they were being handed out like flyers in a grocery store parking lot. Many of the folks around us had one in each hand and would still ask for another one when a waitress came by with a tray full. The customers were sucking it up, trying to get their money's worth I guess. I believe that they would all die of alcohol poisoning long before they could ever get to the “break even” point of that venture. Quite a few were giving it that old "tourist" try!

We got some food and sat back down and without realizing it had fallen into a Hawaiian Tourist stereo-type trap. The gentleman who was the Master of Ceremonies, and professed to be a chief in one of the tribes of the South Pacific, was chuckling into the microphone as he looked at the crowd.

He said, "OK, all of you lovely people out there who are wearing matching clothing, pay attention now. How many of you are celebrating your anniversaries tonight, raise your hands" and many did so. Then he said, "And how many of you are here on your honeymoon?" and a few of us raised our hands.

He looks around the crowd and spotted one very young looking couple giggling near the stage. The MC came right out to the front of the stage and says to them, "How long have you been married?" and holds the microphone down to them. The girl said, "We just got married this afternoon" and giggled some more.

The MC looks around the crowd again and says to the groom, "I just got one more question... What the Hell are you doing here?" The crowd roared with laughter and the young groom looked like he wanted to crawl under the table. The new bride just sat there like she didn’t understand the question, which caused more laughter. Most of the people were in the fifty to seventy age range which put us on the younger end of the group (for once.)

The show was just getting underway as the last row of people sat down with their plates of food and we were about half way done with ours when it started to sprinkle. The MC said, "Don't worry, it won't last long. These things always blow over in a couple of minutes.”

As we looked around I noticed the performers were moving costumes and equipment under cover. They weren’t taking any chances with their gear. The show continued along with no delays as we all sat there in the sprinkles that were gradually getting harder. I told Anna that we were going to get really wet.

Five minutes went by, then ten and fifteen, the storm not only hadn't blown over, it was raining harder with each passing minute; we were soaked. The customers were all sitting there with water running out of their plates and onto the table as it overflowed. I think that the final straw was when the performers changed out of their costumes and into their jeans.

The management of the Ritz-Carlton finally made an executive decision and told everybody to move inside and that the show would continue in the main ballroom. People were carrying their plates and glasses with them. That cracked me up as the dishes were filled with water. It was probably because they weren't willing to give up something that they had paid for. People are funny that way.

We finally got seated at a table and we were so far away from the stage that the people all looked small, and I could hardly hear any of what they were saying. It was very different than what we had been watching at the outdoor setting. One of the performers explained to us after the show that the physical set up of the Ballroom stage and backstage were so much smaller and different that they had to modify what they did in the show to accommodate the changes.

The air conditioning in the Ballroom was running at a "wind tunnel" setting. We were all soaking wet and chilled to start with from sitting in the rain that "wouldn't last long," so we were freezing. And I knew that if I was freezing, Anna was turning blue.

Mercifully, the show ended just as we were about to get up and leave. When I stood up and looked around I could see that a lot of the audience had already gone. Some of the older people had walked off when the first rain drops started falling; they would be the warm & dry ones.

We were directed out an exit that led us to the picture salesmen, how surprising (not.) The herding maneuver was OK with us because we wanted our pictures anyway. Some of the crowd didn’t feel that way and were vocal about it, making a big fuss.

There were a lot of tables set up with a sales person at each one. It was surprising how easily we found the correct table and they pulled our picture right out of the pile as if by magic. We paid for it and moved on so quickly it was amazing. You would think that they had done this before… like, every single day of the year. The luau operators were efficient at getting every last dollar available.

We walked through the halls of that glorious testament to being filthy rich and able to buy anything that you wanted. You couldn’t help but marvel at the Ming Dynasty vases and priceless jade Emperor's Dragons, and countless other pieces that any museum would love to have. Money was their god and their altar was glorious, I will give them that much.

The sky was finally clear and as we looked out into the night we decided to just pick up our keys and walk over to our rental car. There was no sense in waiting for the valets who were scattered all over the place. Those guys were rounding up cars for people who were waiting inside, not realizing that it had quit raining and was beautiful outside, now that the show was over.

We have great memories of our honeymoon on Maui. Thinking about that luau, in the rain that wouldn't last long, never fails to make us laugh. A lot of people (who didn’t read the fine print) cried the blues wanting their money back because of the rain. To us it was funny and fun, and that's the way I prefer to remember it. 


Saturday, May 4, 2013

Candy from strangers


Candy from strangers

1969 was a very passionate and confused year in America. It was the time of "do-your-own-thing" individualism and the Viet Nam war draft. There other mind-boggling events like the moon landing and riots taking place to keep your world stirred up. I was living in south Florida and that place was beyond crazy on a good day. For teenagers, life seemed uncertain at best.

A small group of enthusiastic teens formed an organization that we called the "Davie Rodeo Club" which was not affiliated with any school (like they are now.) I belonged to a close knit group of bull riders, consisting of myself, Stan, Dubby, and Pollard (he had a first name, but we never used it.)

The four of us were close and always watched each other's back. If one had trouble, the others were there... if you needed money, the others were digging in their pockets. In a time that stressed individuality, we had unity. And we were glad of it.

There were other bull riders in the club as well as bronc riders, bulldoggers, and ropers who hung around with us, but had their own cliques too. The kid whose dad owned the property that we built our arena on was a team roper, but he spent more time with us than the other ropers. It was obvious that we were a team and that was attractive to others who were used to being alone.

We did all the normal teenager stuff; if you can call anything a teenager does "normal." There was the usual dating, dances and school and we did have our own interests outside of rodeo. Bull riding was the common bond between us and it was strong brotherhood. To outsiders it was probably considered an insane passion, but to us it was life.

Pollard was a year older than the rest of us, but in the same grade. A little trouble (probably not so little really) along the way had interrupted his school career and he repeated a year, thus ending up with us. He was never rude or disruptive in class but he was treated like a troublemaker by every teacher in classes that we had together.

We all thought that being underage and drinking beer was OK, with the typical misconception that drinking beer made us cool. The need to seem older and more sophisticated than our peers at school made us do stupid things like that. Some members of our group had more trouble than others with growing out of that bad choice.

Our teenage years are difficult at best, and can be devastating at the worst. Successfully navigating those years was often dictated by who you had around you. If you had someone to either look up to for an example, or listen to for guidance, it made a world of difference. Some of us figured out how we were being “extra stupid” on our own.

It wasn't really apparent to us at first that Pollard had a drinking problem. We were after all still teenagers and a year younger than him. The guy always had a beer on him when he was away from school, but he never seemed to get drunk when we were around him. He started skipping school and going to work instead, more and more all the time. He said it was because he "needed" more money.

Pollard lived by himself in a small three room cottage apartment in Davie. His father had run off when he was young, his brother died in Viet Nam during the early years when we were just there as "advisors," and his mother had problems with alcohol and other substances of her own. His mother being a substance abuser was the one reason why we didn't think that Pollard would get "that way." We were wrong.

If he couldn't get beer or hard liquor, he would drink cough syrup or anything with alcohol in it. Stan caught him straining Sterno through a cloth to drink because he was out of booze and money and needed a fix just like a junkie. We decided right then and there that we were going to put a stop to this before it killed him and/or us (he often drove the car with us in it.)

Pollard wasn't left alone after the Sterno incident, and we wouldn't allow him to take a drink of anything with alcohol in it. It was pretty tense for a long time. There were several fights and we didn't fight fair, we'd gang up on him. We were determined to save our amigo and beat the booze.

After a few weeks it appeared that Pollard was over his craving for alcohol. We were elated, sure that we had won the battle. He told us that he was OK and didn’t feel the need for alcohol any more. It seemed like everything had worked according to our plans.

He had switched addictions and was chewing Redman and dipping Copenhagen or Skoal a lot more, but we figured that was a good trade off. No one thought about cancer much back then... well, the rest didn't. I had lost my grandfather and an aunt to cancer in the previous ten years and the idea of getting cancer bothered me. We thought we had it all fixed, but we were wrong.

Somehow Pollard had hidden a bottle of vodka where we couldn’t find it and was "spiking" his tobacco products with it to get his fix. He repeatedly said that he really wanted to quit and knew that we loved him like a brother and only wanted to help him. He felt the same about us and wouldn't intentionally do anything to hurt us. But alcohol was still ruling his life, in spite of what he wanted... until we found out about the vodka in his tobacco.

That discovery caused a blowout of huge proportions. As always we were “plotting against him," (as he saw it) so he told us all “where to go and how to get there.” We had finally had enough of spending all of our time on him and angrily stormed out of his place and went to Stan's house to discuss what to do next. It was decided to do nothing; the next move was Pollard's.

A week went by and we hadn't seen or heard from Pollard and we were getting worried; the “what if” scenarios kept playing out in our minds. Then on Saturday morning about 11:00 a.m. Stan got a call from Broward General Hospital. He in turn called Dubby and I and we sped to town.

Pollard had gone fishing on the sea wall by the jetties near Dania Beach. When he went to stand up he reached back over his head to grab the handrail that went all along the wall, missed, and fell over backwards. The drop was about ten feet.

He landed on his head on some great big rocks that were jumbled up all along the dry side of the sea wall. The one-point landing split his head open and knocked him completely out. The witnesses said that he didn’t move after he hit.

Fortunately for him there were several other people out there that day and one of them ran to a phone to call for an ambulance. The response was very quick as there was a beach substation less than two miles away. The crew had to climb down into the rocks to get to him and check him over.

Keep in mind that this was 1969 and procedures were not anything like what you see today when a Paramedic or EMT arrives. They picked Pollard up, sat him upright, and put a bandage against his head wound to stop the bleeding. While checking his vital signs they noticed that he had a kind of green pallor about his face.

He just didn't look right to them so they hauled him up the seawall bodily and manually carried him to the parking lot. There they strapped him onto a gurney, loaded him into the ambulance and hit the lights and siren. They didn’t have a clue why he would be green, but they were sure that it wasn’t right and that they had to get him to the ER, ASAP!

What they didn't know (and Pollard was a little too unconscious to tell them) was that he had about half a pack of Redman Chewing tobacco (non-alcoholic version) in his mouth when he fell. He swallowed it all, and I promise you, that will give you a green color!

The call Stan got was from Pollard himself, wanting more chew (or at least some snuff to dip) and he sounded clear and alert. We met at Stan's and then got into Dubby's Oldsmobile and went to the hospital. They indeed did have him registered there, but no, we couldn't see him until after 5:00 p.m. They were running tests on him and would be all day.

So, we went over to Leroy's Coffee shop and drank coffee until we thought the tide had come in and we were about to drown. Then we took a road trip to Boca Raton to see the new Horse Track and finally, we thought we had burned up enough time and drove back to Broward General.

It was only 4:30 p.m. and that grumpy Charge Nurse would rip our heads off if we bugged her again asking to get in early. So, we sat in the car and listened to Dubby's tapes. He was called "Dubby" because he had a speech impediment and could not say the letter "W" correctly. It always came out sounding like "Dubby" and that was a bummer since his first, middle, and last names all started with "W.”

We waited out our time and it seemed like forever because Dubby only had country music tapes in his car. He always claimed that it was because nobody would steal them like they did rock music. I would have gladly given them away to anyone who wanted them, especially when Dubby decided to sing along. The guy was tone deaf and didn’t care what he sounded like.

While we waited we had been watching two little boys, around six and eight years old, playing in their car while the adults went inside. They were obviously brothers and had been fighting most of the time. All of the windows were rolled all the way down in a failed attempt to keep them cool.

The boys had been repeatedly jumping from the front to the back seat and back again. They played with everything in the car; especially anything that they weren't supposed to touch. The cigarette lighter, the ashtrays, the horn, everything was fair game to them.

Before too long they were even bored of fighting with each other. The young boys were just kind of lying across the backs of the seats with that," been there, done that, too bored to bother" look on their kissers. The only thing that they didn’t even consider was getting out of the car; that would have brought the wrath of mom down on them.

Dubby said that it was time to go in and Stan and I gave a cheer. It was less because we now got to go see Pollard, and mostly because it meant that Dubby would quit that infernal noise. He said, "What? Don't you like my singing?" I told him the sounds he made would give a Barn Owl hot flashes and he chased me around some cars. That boy just couldn't take a little friendly critique.

While we were running around cars, Stan had been talking with the two little boys that we had been watching. They wanted to know if we were real cowboys, and Stan said, "Yep," which was cowboy talk for, “Uh huh.” Then they asked him what that was that he was putting in his mouth.

I failed to mention that Stan had a broad mischievous streak. He said, "Candy, do you want some?" The little brother of course said, "Yeah" (which was little kid talk for “Yep.”) Stan gave him a big wad of Redman chewing tobacco, which he quickly jammed into his mouth so his brother couldn't have any of it. I had been the target of his practical jokes in the past myself, so I felt sorry for the kid.

We were almost to the front door when we heard the sound of the involuntary expulsion of foreign matter. The little guy was being dangled out the window held by the ankles by his big brother. He lost his wad of chew and probably his lunch too. I could hear the older one saying, "Don't you get any of that on Momma's car, I ain't getting a beating for you."

We slapped Stan in the back of the head and called him bad names for doing that to that little guy. He said that he just wanted to teach them the lesson not to take things from strangers. I told him that he just convinced those two that all that bad things being said about cowboys were true.

Pollard was wearing one of those silly open-down-the-back hospital gowns and every time he got out of bed his entire butt would hang out. The nurse thought it was cute, which really worried him. She looked like a Marine drill sergeant, and she told him that she was going to give him a sponge bath later. He wanted out of there!

We had smuggled in his chew (which he wasn’t supposed to have) and he promptly loaded up his jaw and eventually had to spit. He looked around for anything convenient to spit in, (that the nurse wouldn't see right away anyway) and settled on the bedpan. It was stainless steel and held quite a bit.

Even though he was able to get up and go to the bathroom just fine, they still put the bedpan next to his bed. It freaked him out that the nurse asked him if he needed help using it every time that she came in to check on him. We of course, picked up on his aversion to her attention and teased him every way that we could think of about their “romance.”

We asked our amigo how he was feeling, really. What we wanted to know more than anything was if alcohol was involved in his accident, but none of us would ask. Pollard said that he was fine, just a cut on his head and they had sewed that up and he was as good as new. He stressed over and over that he couldn't wait to get released... before “Nursey” came calling again.

In a moment of rising bravado I finally asked about his drinking and was he having any trouble needing a drink in there? He told us that after we left him on the day of the big argument, he sat down and took stock of his situation. That day he had come to the conclusion that he had to either quit drinking or die. Pollard said that he thought long and hard about which one he wanted.

He reached the decision that life was worth living and it was up to him to make it work. No one else should have to be responsible for his actions, and he hadn't touched a drop since. He was afraid that he would backslide and was embarrassed about how he had acted. So he wanted to wait until he had a week of sobriety under his belt and knew for himself that he could do it.

According to him he had gone out to the jetties to fish and think about what to say to us, and then fell off the wall. There was a long silence where we thought about what he said and stared at this guy that we cared about, wanting to believe him. It was fair to say that there was a lot of doubt in that room.

Dubby said, "Pretty speech, but if you don't mean it, we're all through with you." Stan and I stared him in the eyes and nodded our agreement.... he got the message.

It was past visiting hours by then, so we were about to leave when Dubby said that he had to go dump the bedpan somewhere, so Pollard wouldn't get caught. The little monster took it to the Godzilla nurse and told her that Pollard had a bowel movement and it didn't look right to him.

When the nurse looked in that bedpan and saw the chew spit and chunks of tobacco leaf all chewed and mashed (it did look awful) she nearly screamed. Dubby had said, "Get out of here quick" but didn’t say why. From the panicked look on his face we knew better than to delay.

She was heading for his room when we took off down the hall, at a very fast, I-wish-I-could-run-now speed. Pollard got to stay an additional night while they analyzed his "sample." He not only got the sponge bath, Nursey gave him an enema as well to "clean him out."

The next day, Sunday, he got "out" all right... when the sample turned out to be chewing tobacco spit they practically threw him out the front door. We were there waiting to pick him up, and give him more chewing tobacco. We knew it was a filthy habit, but still indulged in it anyway.

The good news was that Pollard got off the alcohol completely and the rest of us didn't want much to do with it either. We had seen enough with his struggle to convince us to not let anything get grip on our lives like that. There was a funny (to us) side effect from Pollard’s hospital experience; he said that whenever he took a chew after that it gave him the weirdest feeling, like he had to go to the bathroom.

My family and I moved to Georgia the next year and I lost track of my friends. It is true that all of us have to go our separate ways in life. I like to think that we learned enough from those hard lessons to make better decisions.

I am sure that those other guys are still out there somewhere having fun; and probably at each other's expense if I know them.

Epilogue:

Pollard and Stan are gone now, but Dubby is a wealthy business owner with a stack of kids and grandkids. I would bet that he is still playing that crappy music and singing along with it while he plays tricks on his friends.